My work has provided me with a 2018 MacBook Pro. This is my reaction to living with it for a couple of days. For perspective, i’ve been using Apple machines, pretty much exclusively, for 20 years. Much of that time they were glorified terminals to solaris or linux systems, but more recently (the last decade..) as my primary development environment.
- the screen is amazing.
- the speakers are a huge improvement over the already pretty good speakers in the 2014 model
The Bad / Ugly
- no magsafe charging… who thought that was a good idea? For years it has been possible pick up a laptop and safely knock the charge cable off the machine with your thumb, but now it’s a cable to pull, and an easy way to drag a machine off a desk. At least usb-c is physically better than thunderbolt 1/2 connector… which is actually negative as it’s now more of a hassle to disconnect the thing!
- in order to plug in almost anything you need a stupid dongle. Can’t even charge an iPhone without buying a new cable! I get that everything is wireless now, but i don’t want a wireless keyboard that will inevitably need to be charged, have a battery that gets worse over time. It only has a battery because it’s wireless and that’s dumb. Who are these crazy people who are desperate for free movement of keyboards and trackpads? Idiots.
- on the subject of keyboards – this one sucks. Just looking at it you can tell it’s bad – the keys have no travel, are comically large, and stupidly flat. To make things worse they make a stupid amount of noise when struck. Is that supposed to trick me into thinking they have some kind of sturdy mechanism? It’s not working. Feels like a toy.
- still on the subject of keyboards, the fn keys are missing. Not there. The replacement for this is a strip of plastic that provides no physcical feedback, and blinks distractingly as if it has some useful purpose. Part of the collateral damage here is that the Escape key is missing. What a fucking joke.
It seems unlikely that i’ll be using this machine as a true laptop for any extended period of time. In order to use it at all i’m connecting a keyboard (wired, obviously), a trackpad (which has batteries that will fail when it is least convenient), and will probably hook it up to a monitor at some point.
Due to the vagaries of corporate IT and Security weenies it’s hard to say if the proceeding four years have yielded any performance improvement. It certainly doesn’t feel any faster, even if it does now handle builds with spinning up fans. However, that could be the slew corporate spyware installed. Hard to say.
In my opinion it’s a hateful thing. A disaster of form over function. A miscarriage of design to hit the wrong targets. I don’t care if it’s n millimeters thinner, don’t care if it’s a couple of grams lighter – the primary interface (the keyboard) is an abomination. Couldn’t give a fuck about a new physical interface in search of a reason to exist – the Touch Bar is utterly pointless and distracting.
Would not recommend this machine, as a pure laptop, to my worse enemy.
I’ve been a Mac user for 20 years, but for my latest gig I’ve switched to Windows and a non-Apple laptop: the Huawei Matebook X Pro. Yes, it uses USB-C, but apart from that it’s everything I expected from a MacBook Pro: gorgeous screen (3000×2000), discrete graphics, 16GB RAM, great keyboard (including an Escape key!), thin, light, phenomenal build quality. Oh, and it ships with the obligatory dongle. I still prefer macOS, but not enough to keep using an inferior, over-priced laptop. (Of course it’s cheaper – Apple’s pricing model is clear.)
microsoft, eh? it seems i hold a grudge! that and the lack of choice that i’m given by the employer… i’d probably still opt for macOS if given that choice, but the Escape key thing really makes it a toss up. Perhaps Ubuntu on a Thinkpad?
my personal 2015 MacBook Pro has now become a treasured possession.
I spend 80% of my time in a web browser and 20% in Docker, so the underlying OS is increasingly irrelevant.
I also got myself a Surface Go, which is my first ultraportable device with a real OS since the Agenda VR3 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_VR3
And yes, treasure that 2015 MBP!
heh, i also have a stick my ass / bee in my bonnet about apps moving into a browsers, mail (which admittedly must die) in a browser seems like one of the dumber things to have been done.
don’t remember the Agenda VR3, would have been around the time i left the warm embrace of CUP02 for Tokyo.
Have one too. Agree entirely.
jim! how are things?
Doing okay. Still trying to carve out an honest living in a less than perfect world. 🙂
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